Blondie Jokes :P! ❤

Hellow There Worldies:)! …I’m a Blondie Lurver of jokes and here are some Blonde jokes, I’d thought I would share with you peepies out there:D! Hopefully you’ll have a giggle like I generally do..It would be nioce to hear what your opinions are of them:)!

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Funny Blondie Jokes:)!

Q: Why do Blondes have TGIF written on their shoes?
A: Toes Go In First.

Q: What do SMART Blondes and UFOs have in common?
A: You always hear about them but never see them.


Q: Why do Blondes always smile during lightning storms?
A: They think their picture is being taken.

She was so blonde…
She got stabbed in a shoot-out.
She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
She told me to meet her at the corner of ‘walk’ and ‘don’t walk’.
She tried to put M&Ms in alphabetical order.
She tried to drown a fish.
She thought a quarterback was a refund.
She got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
If you gave her a penny for intelligence, you’d get change back.
They had to burn the school down to get her out of third grade.
Under ‘education’ on her job application, she put ‘Hooked On Phonics.’
She tripped over a cordless phone.
She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
At the bottom of the application where it says ‘sign here’, she put ‘Sagittarius.’
She asked for a price docket at the Dollar Store.
If she spoke her mind, she’d probably be speechless.
She studied for a blood test… and failed.
She thought Boyz II Men was a daycare center.
She thought Meow Mix was a record for cats.
She thought she needed a ticket to get on Soul Train.
She sold the car for gas money.

 

More Blondie Jokes;P!...Enjoy

Ironing Phone call:-
A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor.
The doctor asked her “What happened?”
She answered, “I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang, but instead of picking up the phone I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear.”
“Oh Dear!” the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. “But what happened to your other ear?”
“The person called back.”

Painting the Kitchen:-
There was a Blonde and her husband.
One morning the husband leaves for work and the blonde gets up. She’s determined to prove to her husband that blondes aren’t dumb, by painting the kitchen.
When her husband gets home he says to his wife “Honey why do you have 3 coats on?”
The blonde says, “Well the directions on the paint said to use three coats for best results.”

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